dstaples at livingston.net
Wed Dec 17 10:41:41 EST 1997
jcolovin at ccmail.emg.com
Not long ago and far away, Santa was getting ready for his annual
there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves got sick, and the
elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was
beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.
Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mom was coming to visit. This
Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that
them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out,
knows where. More stress! Then when he began to load the sleigh one of
boards cracked and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the
So frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of coffee and a
whiskey. When he went to the cupboard, he found the elves had hid the
and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he dropped the
and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor.
He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw it
from. Just then the doorbell rang and Santa cussed on his way to the
opened the door and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas
the angel said: "Where would you like to put this tree Santa?"
And that my friend, is how the little angel came to be on the top of
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