Merry Chistmas

Don Staples dstaples at livingston.net
Wed Dec 17 10:41:41 EST 1997


To: 
            jcolovin at ccmail.emg.com


Not long ago and far away, Santa was getting ready for his annual
trip...but 
there were problems everywhere.  Four of his elves got sick, and the
trainee 
elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was 
beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.

   Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mom was coming to visit.  This
stressed 
Santa even more.  When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that
three of 
them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out,
heaven 
knows where.  More stress!  Then when he began to load the sleigh one of
the 
boards cracked and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the
toys.

   So frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of coffee and a
shot of 
whiskey.  When he went to the cupboard, he found the elves had hid the
liquor 
and there was nothing to drink.  In his frustration, he dropped the
coffee pot 
and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor.

   He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw it
was made 
from.  Just then the doorbell rang and Santa cussed on his way to the
door.  He 
opened the door and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas
tree.  
the angel said:  "Where would you like to put this tree Santa?"

   And that my friend, is how the little angel came to be on the top of
the 
Christmas tree.
-- 
Don Staples
UIN 4653335

My Ego Stroke:  http://www.livingston.net/dstaples/



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