Tractor for Sale

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Fri Apr 24 22:11:25 EST 1998

In article <dans.33.353B94B9 at>, Dan Smith <dans at> writes
>1086 International Tractor For Sale
>1,883 Hours 
>Dual tires with Cab.  Heater, air conditioning, windshield wipers, NEW 
>batteries, 3 outlets.  EXTRA NICE Condition -- $16,000.
>Phone (419) 768-2278 Evenings 

Can you drive it round for a look?  Where are you?  Yes I thought so,
you're American aren't you?  Not everyone is and not everyone's in your
state either.  As for 419, how far do you have to go to find people who
don't know where that code relates to?  Good luck anyway.
Jakal,              almost a legend if only in his own tea break.

                       email address:  Jakal at   
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"For friendship's sake, hang your
old shoes in the yard.
House spirits really love this."      Ken Johnson, Household Spirits,
                                      Llewellyn Magical Almanac 1997.

"So does the wife."                   Jakal, e-mail banner,
                                      well before 1998.

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