Humour in ageing

RATTAN at kemi.aau.dk RATTAN at kemi.aau.dk
Fri Jun 17 07:58:21 EST 1994


Something to cheer me up while I am getting free-radicalized due to
anxiety;

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    #39         17-JUN-1994 14:09:33.37                                     MAIL
I hope no body minds a little humour on this channel.

1. Ageing (for men) is when you remember that you used to run after
girls, but you do not remember - "what for?"

2. An elderly couple is sitting near each other at the dinner table. First
the woman eats her food slowly and surely while the man gently fans away
any flies or other nasty things. After she finishes eating, the man starts
to eat his food, and now the woman fans and cleans while he enjoys the
food. A social gerontologist watching them is highly impressed and says
"I am so pleased to see both of you. You must be having great love and
respect for each other."
The old woman replies:
"To hell with love and respect; we have only one set of dentures...."

(So guys, now you know what it means to be elderly in these times
of declining national health services......).

I love to collect nice, clean jokes (sometimes even not so nice and 

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    #39         17-JUN-1994 14:09:33.37                                     MAIL
unclean are also OK). So please contribute your stories once in
a while to cheer up all of us who are otherwise bored to death
looking for single base errors in gerontogenes or not so gerontogenes!!

Suresh Rattan/Aarhus/Denmark   rattan at kemi.aau.dk




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