Last week there was a joke from Sardinia. Here is the part2 of that:
Very old man marrying a very young girl was told that at that age sex can
be dangerous, exhaustive and can kill.
The old man thinks for a while and says:" Well, one has to take chances.
If she dies, she dies..... I will have to find another one.....
(now you see, ageing is all in the mind.......)