Leasing monkeys; humor

al willis awillis at ix.netcom.com
Tue Apr 25 15:28:50 EST 1995


This Salk by the name of Jonas
Promised wealth and a title and bonus
   To these monkeys called Rhesus
   Who agreed, "You can lease us,"
But don't come on strong like you own us."

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The professor talked much about Rhodium,
And then he expounded on Sodium.
   His arms he did flail,
   Until he turned pale,
And then he fell off of the podium.

      Orig.  Al Willis



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