Need moose information.
oususaab at gemini.oscs.montana.edu
Wed Feb 1 22:22:13 EST 1995
In article <JONES.95Jan31113530 at fubar.cs.montana.edu>,
Chris Jones <jones at fubar.cs.montana.edu> wrote:
>In article <checker.791448876 at BIX.com> checker at BIX.com (checker on BIX) writes:
>> Any references to books on moose would be great as well. Surely there is a
>> "moose bible" out there. We've check the University of Washington without
>Sure, and it's got commandments, too:
>1) If it's edible, eat it.
>2) If it's hostile, charge it.
>3) Otherwise, mate with it.
Don't forget the other important ones:
4) Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's fen
5) Thou shalt honor thy Bull and Cow
and the golden rule
When in the forest:
Do unto others as Yew Wood have done unto you
Groan and Bear it.
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