another explosion of woodchucks

[RUSSELL D AIMAN]

aiman at cadesm16.eng.utah.edu (RUSSELL D AIMAN) 

Re: FREE OJ!!

3 Feb 1995 03:35:50 GMT University of Utah Computer Science Department 

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Mr. Ogre (ogre at netcom.com) wrote:
: John A Cacolies (jacst37+ at pitt.edu) wrote:
: >In article <3gek7u$ll4 at gap.cco.caltech.edu>,
: >Tatsuya Murase  wrote:
: >>(akin, but not of the same scale as the question "If a tree falls
: >>in the forest and no one is around, does it still make a sound?",
: >>which falls in the same vein as "How much wood would a woodchuck
: >>chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?", sorta)

: >A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as woodchuck could chuck... If a woodchuck
: >could chuck wood.    (how-bout dem apples?)

: Ok, but how many woodchucks would a whoodchuck chucker chuck if a
: woodchuck chucker could chuck woodchucks?

: Once you've figured that out, move on to the advanced puzzle:

: How many woodchuck chuckers would a woodhcuck chucker chucker chuck if
: a woodchuck chucker chucker could chuck woodchuck chuckers?

:       Joe

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well... the (woodchuck chucker) could chuck as many (woodchucks) as a 
(woodchuck chucker) would chuck if a (woodchuck chucker) could chuck
(woodchucks). But only if he wanted to chuck as many (woodchucks) as a 
(woodchuck chucker) could chuck, would he chuck as many (woodchucks) as a 
(woodchuck chucker) could chuck. Thats up to the (woodchuck
chucker).  simple.


and... the (woodchuck chucker chucker) could chuck as many (woodchuck
chuckers) as a (woodchuck chucker chucker) would chuck if a
(woodchuck chucker chucker) could chuck (woodchuck chuckers). But only if he
wanted to chuck as many (woodchuck chuckers) as a (woodchuck chucker chucker)
could chuck, would he chuck as many (woodchuck chuckers) as a (woodchuck
chucker  chucker) could chuck. Thats up to the (woodchuck chucker
chucker).  easy.

now a tuffer one...
how much wood would actually get chucked if a woodchuck that could and
would chuck as much wood as he could got chucked by a woodchuck
chucker in the middle of his wood chucking?

a little more advanced form...
how much wood would actually get chucked if a woodchuck that might
chuck wood, was chucked by a woodchuck chucker during his wood
chucking?   

a little crazier...
how much wood would actually get chucked if a woodchuck that might
chuck wood, was chucked by a woodchuck chucker that might chuck
woodchucks, during his wood chucking?

a little insane...
how much wood would actually get chucked if a woodchuck that might
chuck wood, was chucked by a woodchuck chucker that might chuck
woodchucks and who was in turn chucked by a woodchuck chucker chucker
during his woodchuck chucking?

way to far...
how much wood would actually get chucked if a woodchuck that could and
would chuck wood hired a woodchuck chucker chucker as a bodyguard so
he could chuck his wood unmolested by woodchuck chuckers?

someone stop me...
how much wood would actually get chucked if the woodchucks formed a
gang of woodchucks to ward off the woodchuck chuckers who were
invading their turf?


I need help...
how much wood would actually get chucked if there were no woodchucks
around and out of boredom the woodchuck chuckers decide to give wood
chucking a try.

my brain hurts...
How many woodchuck chuckers would a woodchuck chucker chucker chuck if
the woodchucks came to the aid of the woodchuck chucker chuckers?

my ears are bleeding...
How many woodchuck chuckers would a woodchuck chucker chucker chuck if
the woodchucks came to the aid of the woodchuck chuckers?

must...  get...  a...  life...
How many woodchuck chuckers would a woodchuck chuck if motivated and
taught to chuck woodchuck chuckers by a wise woodchuck chucker chucker.

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people pass out with lafter :)

- Russ