another explosion of woodchucks

[Charlie Clark]

RUSSELL D AIMAN (aiman at cadesm16.eng.utah.edu) wrote:
: aiman at cadesm16.eng.utah.edu (RUSSELL D AIMAN) 

: Re: FREE OJ!!

: 3 Feb 1995 03:35:50 GMT University of Utah Computer Science Department 

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:    rec.games.netrek 
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: Mr. Ogre (ogre at netcom.com) wrote:
: : John A Cacolies (jacst37+ at pitt.edu) wrote:
: : >In article <3gek7u$ll4 at gap.cco.caltech.edu>,
: : >Tatsuya Murase  wrote:
: : >>(akin, but not of the same scale as the question "If a tree falls
: : >>in the forest and no one is around, does it still make a sound?",
: : >>which falls in the same vein as "How much wood would a woodchuck
: : >>chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?", sorta)

: : >A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as woodchuck could chuck... If a woodchuck
: : >could chuck wood.    (how-bout dem apples?)

: : Ok, but how many woodchucks would a whoodchuck chucker chuck if a
: : woodchuck chucker could chuck woodchucks?

: : Once you've figured that out, move on to the advanced puzzle:

: : How many woodchuck chuckers would a woodhcuck chucker chucker chuck if
: : a woodchuck chucker chucker could chuck woodchuck chuckers?

: :       Joe

: --

: well... the (woodchuck chucker) could chuck as many (woodchucks) as a 
: (woodchuck chucker) would chuck if a (woodchuck chucker) could chuck
: (woodchucks). But only if he wanted to chuck as many (woodchucks) as a 
: (woodchuck chucker) could chuck, would he chuck as many (woodchucks) as a 
: (woodchuck chucker) could chuck. Thats up to the (woodchuck
: chucker).  simple.


: and... the (woodchuck chucker chucker) could chuck as many (woodchuck
: chuckers) as a (woodchuck chucker chucker) would chuck if a
: (woodchuck chucker chucker) could chuck (woodchuck chuckers). But only if he
: wanted to chuck as many (woodchuck chuckers) as a (woodchuck chucker chucker)
: could chuck, would he chuck as many (woodchuck chuckers) as a (woodchuck
: chucker  chucker) could chuck. Thats up to the (woodchuck chucker
: chucker).  easy.

: now a tuffer one...
: how much wood would actually get chucked if a woodchuck that could and
: would chuck as much wood as he could got chucked by a woodchuck
: chucker in the middle of his wood chucking?

: a little more advanced form...
: how much wood would actually get chucked if a woodchuck that might
: chuck wood, was chucked by a woodchuck chucker during his wood
: chucking?   

: a little crazier...
: how much wood would actually get chucked if a woodchuck that might
: chuck wood, was chucked by a woodchuck chucker that might chuck
: woodchucks, during his wood chucking?

: a little insane...
: how much wood would actually get chucked if a woodchuck that might
: chuck wood, was chucked by a woodchuck chucker that might chuck
: woodchucks and who was in turn chucked by a woodchuck chucker chucker
: during his woodchuck chucking?

: way to far...
: how much wood would actually get chucked if a woodchuck that could and
: would chuck wood hired a woodchuck chucker chucker as a bodyguard so
: he could chuck his wood unmolested by woodchuck chuckers?

: someone stop me...
: how much wood would actually get chucked if the woodchucks formed a
: gang of woodchucks to ward off the woodchuck chuckers who were
: invading their turf?


: I need help...
: how much wood would actually get chucked if there were no woodchucks
: around and out of boredom the woodchuck chuckers decide to give wood
: chucking a try.

: my brain hurts...
: How many woodchuck chuckers would a woodchuck chucker chucker chuck if
: the woodchucks came to the aid of the woodchuck chucker chuckers?

: my ears are bleeding...
: How many woodchuck chuckers would a woodchuck chucker chucker chuck if
: the woodchucks came to the aid of the woodchuck chuckers?

: must...  get...  a...  life...
: How many woodchuck chuckers would a woodchuck chuck if motivated and
: taught to chuck woodchuck chuckers by a wise woodchuck chucker chucker.

: -----------------------------------------------------------
: breath damit breath.  call 911.  dang I'm sick of this post making
: people pass out with lafter :)

: - Russ

About 3 cords as long as there was a strong enough wind to blow up the
woodchuck chucker chuckers long-johns.  Or, on a really bad day, 2.25
cords if the woodchuck was lonely.

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