BLOW UP THE MOON
dtworek at Bayou.UH.EDU
Thu Dec 18 01:36:22 EST 1997
What the hell was with this:
Why didn't you send this to any comedy newsgroups:
On 18 Dec 1997, Alexander Abian wrote:
> Yes, yes, yes, we must get rid of that moronish idiotic and
> imbecile chunk of perverse piece of refuse THE MOON - once and for all!
> THE MOON must go, must be eliminated!! Enough of billions of
> years of the evil presence of that piece of refuse with its
> morbid presence hanging above our heads - enough of that terrorizing
> spy in the ski! that Evil watchful eye that disgusting boring
> depressing piece of abomination.
> We must radically change the surrounding cosmic scenario of our
> planet Earth, Enough of the same billion and billion of years of
> continuous misery of rotten decadent pestiferous and idiotical
> celestial setup surrounding our planet Earth.
> RADICAL CHANGE IS ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY. THE MOST PRACTICAL
> THE MOST EFFECTIVE THE MOST URGENT RADICAL CHANGE IS
> TO BLOW UP THE MOON TO SMITHEREENS AND GET RID OF
> ITS EVIL PRESENCE ONCE AND FOR ALL!
> Moon with its dull, stupid depressing condescending and disgusting
> boring presence had and has the most damaging influence on human
> life, behavior and actions. With its tides creating in the flow of
> blood especially in the brain of mankind, it has created a monstrous
> beast of human species. we must
> BLOW UP THE MOON.
> Do not worry, there is life and existence without MOON a much better
> a much healthier and interesting life. In fact the BLOWING UP OF
> THE MOON will jolt our planet earth and will get rid of the layers
> and layers of accumulated (during billion and billion of years) of
> filth, feculence, dregs and putridity on our planet Earth.
> Politician, especially the UN representatives and the self appointed
> guardians of setting political systems "for better life" on
> the planet Earth, are only good for organizing banquets, cocktail
> parties and lavish hotel arrangements for the conduct of their useless
> efforts, meetings, conferences, and committees, committees, committees to
> "change dictatorships to democracies" First of all UN
> is the most undemocratical establishment which has the temerity,
> nerve and obnoxiousness of "Claiming to establish democracy in the
> world" The UN has a self appointed (and NOT ELECTED) FOR PERPETUITY A
> SECURITY COUNCIL WITH A VETO POWER! Do you understand that ?
> Self-appointed for perpetuity with VETO power !! and that UN professes
> to establish "Democracy"- it is like Hitler appointing himself to be the
> president of the ISRAEL!!! UN's claiming of being the guardian of
> democracy is an insult to the intelligence of any reasoning human
> being. It is a disgustingly phony, ludicrous and obnoxious claim!!!
> A total unabashed insidious lie!! VETO POWER BELONGS TO A SELF
> APPOINTED SUPERPOWERS FOR PERPETUITY!! What a masquerade of
> democracy is that UN what a disgusting mockery of humanity!
> UN cannot change life on Earth, No philosopher, no politician can
> change the life an Earth. To jolt the Earth into a truly
> radical change , the surrounding celestial scenario of the planet
> Earth must be radically changed and for that WE MUST
> BLOW UP THE MOON
> How to do it - very easily. There is an overabundance of nuclear fuel
> on the planet Earth (especially at the disposal of all those superpowers
> which ban the others of not creating new nuclear arsenal but which
> they themselves constantly augment their own nuclear arsenal. Would
> they let me inspect the nuclear production centers in France, Germany,
> U.S. Russia, England, China?? Would they let me inspect?!!)
> So, I propose to locate all the nuclear explosive material on the MOON
> and BLOW UP THE MOON !!!! Just to change the 5 billion years of
> rotten celestial scenario surrounding the planet Earth - believe me
> no change can be worse that the present scenario!!!
> BLOW UP THE MOON !
> that is the slogan and the way to the most profound radical change!
> ABIAN MASS-TIME EQUIVALENCE FORMULA m = Mo(1-exp(T/(kT-Mo))) Abian units.
> ALTER EARTH'S ORBIT AND TILT - STOP GLOBAL DISASTERS AND EPIDEMICS
> ALTER THE SOLAR SYSTEM. REORBIT VENUS INTO A NEAR EARTH-LIKE ORBIT
> TO CREATE A BORN AGAIN EARTH (1990)
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