BLOW UP THE MOON

[The Man]

What the hell was with this:

Why didn't you send this to any comedy newsgroups: 

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On 18 Dec 1997, Alexander Abian wrote:

> 
>   Yes, yes, yes,  we must get rid of that moronish idiotic and
> imbecile chunk of perverse  piece of refuse THE MOON - once and for all!
> 
>   THE MOON must go, must be eliminated!! Enough of billions of 
> years of the evil presence of that piece of refuse  with its
> morbid presence hanging above our heads - enough of that terrorizing
> spy in the ski! that Evil watchful eye that disgusting  boring
> depressing  piece of abomination. 
>              
>   We must radically change the surrounding cosmic scenario of our
> planet Earth,  Enough of the same billion and billion of years of 
> continuous misery of   rotten  decadent pestiferous   and idiotical
> celestial setup surrounding our planet Earth.
>  
>      RADICAL CHANGE IS ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY. THE MOST PRACTICAL
>        THE MOST EFFECTIVE THE MOST URGENT   RADICAL CHANGE IS
>     
>           TO BLOW UP THE MOON TO SMITHEREENS  AND GET RID OF
>                 ITS EVIL PRESENCE ONCE AND FOR  ALL!
> 
> Moon with its dull, stupid depressing condescending and  disgusting 
> boring  presence had and has the most damaging influence on human
> life, behavior and actions. With its tides creating in the flow of 
> blood  especially in the brain of mankind,  it has created a monstrous 
> beast of human species. we must
>           
>                         BLOW UP THE MOON.
>   
> Do not worry, there is life and existence without MOON  a much better
> a much healthier and interesting life.  In fact  the BLOWING UP OF 
> THE MOON  will jolt our planet earth and will get rid of the layers
> and layers of accumulated (during billion and billion of years) of
> filth, feculence, dregs and putridity  on our planet Earth.
> 
> Politician, especially the UN representatives and the self appointed
> guardians of setting political systems  "for better life" on
> the planet Earth,   are only good for organizing banquets, cocktail
> parties and  lavish hotel arrangements for the conduct of their useless
> efforts, meetings, conferences, and committees, committees, committees to
>  "change dictatorships to democracies"  First of all  UN
> is the most undemocratical establishment which has the temerity,
> nerve and obnoxiousness of "Claiming to establish democracy in the
> world" The UN has a self appointed (and NOT ELECTED)  FOR PERPETUITY A 
> SECURITY COUNCIL WITH A VETO POWER! Do you understand that ?
> Self-appointed for perpetuity with VETO power !! and that UN professes
> to establish "Democracy"- it is like Hitler appointing himself to be the
> president of the ISRAEL!!! UN's claiming of being the guardian of 
> democracy is  an insult to the intelligence of any reasoning human
> being. It is a disgustingly phony, ludicrous and obnoxious claim!!!
> A total unabashed insidious lie!! VETO POWER BELONGS TO A SELF
> APPOINTED SUPERPOWERS  FOR PERPETUITY!!  What a masquerade of
> democracy is that UN   what a disgusting mockery of humanity!
>   UN cannot change life on Earth, No philosopher, no politician can 
> change the life an Earth.  To jolt the Earth into a truly
> radical change , the surrounding celestial scenario of the planet
> Earth must be radically changed and for that  WE MUST 
>  
>                      BLOW UP THE MOON
> 
> How to do it - very easily. There is an overabundance of nuclear fuel
> on the planet  Earth (especially at the disposal of all those superpowers
> which ban the others of not creating new nuclear arsenal but which 
> they themselves constantly augment their own nuclear arsenal.  Would
> they let me inspect the nuclear production centers in France, Germany,
> U.S. Russia, England, China??  Would they let me inspect?!!)
> 
> So, I propose to locate all the nuclear explosive material on the MOON
> and    BLOW UP THE MOON !!!!   Just to change the 5 billion years of 
> rotten celestial scenario surrounding the planet Earth - believe me
> no change can be worse that the present scenario!!! 
>           
>                       BLOW UP THE MOON !  
> 
> that is the slogan and the way to the most profound radical change!
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>        ALTER EARTH'S ORBIT AND TILT - STOP GLOBAL DISASTERS  AND EPIDEMICS
>        ALTER THE SOLAR SYSTEM.  REORBIT VENUS INTO A NEAR EARTH-LIKE ORBIT  
>                      TO CREATE A BORN AGAIN EARTH (1990)
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