Eternal Life Device invented. Stop aging process permanently

[Stephen C. Dahl]

: ACCORDING TO ALEX CHIU, PEOPLE CAN STAY YOUNG AND LIVE FOREVER BY USING HIS
: NEW INVENTION 'THE ETERNAL LIFE RINGS' OR 'THE ETERNAL LIFE FOOT BRACES'. 


Great.  So if I put one on Fido I no longer have to convert dog years to 
human years.

I wonder how many people are going to be disappointed when old man Chiu 
dies as...old man Chiu.