Eternal Life Device invented. Stop aging process permanently
Joel A. Kirsh
j.kirsh at utoronto.ca
Fri Mar 21 19:08:29 EST 1997
Pity these wonderful magnetic rings don't:
1. Allow Alex Chiu to avoid spelling and grammatical errors.
(Although as an immortal, he now has lots of time to learn)
2. Avoid triple posting a news article to the 'net.
(Perhaps putting magnet rings on your modem cable ;->)
3. Avoid the FDA, who will no doubt be very interested in
the claims surrounding the invention.
By the way, if wearing a couple of small magnetic rings on my fingers
and toes will make me live forever, can I live longer than forever
if I have an MRI done. That's a way bigger magnet ... makes sense ...
[still reeling in disbelief, but chuckling nonetheless]
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