sounds crazy but it works

allison_max1 at yahoo.com allison_max1 at yahoo.com
Tue Nov 27 01:13:26 EST 2001


I was given your name as someone who has business sense and would 
be interested in a great opportunity. If this letter has reached 
you in error please delete. 

Dear Friends & Future Millionaire: 

AS SEEN ON NATIONAL TV: 
Making over half million dollars every 4 to 5 months from your 
home or an investment of only $25 U.S. Dollars expense one time 
THANK'S TO THE COMPUTER AGE AND THE INTERNET ! 
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BE A MILLIONAIRE LIKE OTHERS WITHIN A YEAR!!! 
Before you say ''Bull'', please read the following. This is the 
letter you have been hearing about on the news lately. Due to the 
popularity of this letter on the Internet, a national weekly news 
program recently devoted an entire show to the investigation of 
this program described below, to see if it really can make people 
money. The show also investigated whether or not the program was 
legal. 

Their findings proved once and for all that there are 
''absolutely NO Laws prohibiting the participation in the program 
and if people can -follow the simple instructions, they are bound 
to make some mega bucks with only $25 out of pocket cost''. DUE 
TO THE RECENT INCREASE OF POPULARITY & RESPECT THIS PROGRAM HAS 
ATTAINED, IT IS CURRENTLY WORKING BETTER THAN EVER. 

This is what one had to say: ''Thanks to this profitable 
opportunity. I was approached many times before but each time I 
passed on it. I am so glad I finally joined just to see what one 
could expect in return for the minimal effort and money required. 
To my astonishment, received total $610,470.00 in 21 weeks, with 
money still coming in." 
Pam Hedland, Fort Lee, New Jersey. 
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Here is another testimonial: "This program has been around for a 
long time but I never believed in it. But one day when I received 
this again in the mail I decided to gamble my $25 on it. I 
followed the simple instructions and walaa ..... 3 weeks later 
the money started to come in. First month I only made $240.00 but 
the next 2 months after that I made a total of $290,000.00. So 
far, in the past 8 months by re-entering the program, I have made 
over $710,000.00 and I am playing it again. The key to success in 
this program is to follow the simple steps and NOT change 
anything.'' 

More testimonials later but first, 

===== PRINT THIS NOW FOR YOUR FUTURE REFERENCE ====== 

If you would like to make at least $500,000 every 4 to 5 months 
easily and comfortably, please read the following...THEN READ IT 
AGAIN and AGAIN!!! 

FOLLOW THE SIMPLE INSTRUCTION BELOW AND YOUR FINANCIAL DREAMS 
WILL COME TRUE, GUARANTEED! INSTRUCTIONS: 
=====Order all 5 reports shown on the list below ===== 
For each report, send $5 CASH, THE NAME & NUMBER OF THE REPORT 
YOU ARE ORDERING and YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS to the person whose name 
appears ON THAT LIST next to the report. MAKE SURE YOUR RETURN 
ADDRESS IS ON YOUR ENVELOPE TOP LEFT CORNER in case of any mail 
problems. 

When you place your order, make sure you order each of the 5 
reports. You will need all 5 reports so that you can save them on 
your computer and resell them. YOUR TOTAL COST $5 X 5=$25.00. 
Within a few days you will receive, vie e-mail, each of the 5 
reports from these 5 different individuals. Save them on your 
computer so they will be accessible for you to send to the 
1,000's of people who will order them from you. Also make a 
floppy of these reports and keep it on your desk in case 
something happen to your computer. 

IMPORTANT - DO NOT alter the names of the people who are listed 
next to each report, or their sequence on the list, in any way 
other than what is instructed below in step '' 1 through 6 '' or 
you will loose out on majority of your profits. Once you 
understand the way this works, you will also see how it does not 
work if you change it. Remember, this method has been tested, and 
if you alter, it will NOT work !!! People have tried to put their 
friends/relatives names on all five thinking they could get all 
the money. But it does not work this way. Believe us, we all have 
tried to be greedy and then nothing happened. So Do Not try to 
change anything other than what is instructed. Because if you do, 
it will not work for you. 
Remember, honesty reaps the reward!!! 

1.... After you have ordered all 5 reports, take this 
advertisement and REMOVE the name & address of the person in 
REPORT # 5. This person has made it through the cycle and is no 
doubt counting their fortune. 
2.... Move the name & address in REPORT # 4 down TO REPORT # 5. 
3.... Move the name & address in REPORT # 3 down TO REPORT # 4. 
4.... Move the name & address in REPORT # 2 down TO REPORT # 3. 
5.... Move the name & address in REPORT # 1 down TO REPORT # 2 
6.... Insert YOUR name & address in the REPORT # 1 Position. 
PLEASE MAKE SURE you copy every name & address ACCURATELY! 
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**** Take this entire letter, with the modified list of names, 
and save it on your computer. DO NOT MAKE ANY OTHER CHANGES. 

Save this on a disk as well just in case if you loose any data. 
To assist you with marketing your business on the internet, the 5 
reports you purchase will provide you with invaluable marketing 
information which includes how to send bulk e-mails legally, 
where to find thousands of free classified ads and much more. 

There are 2 Primary methods to get this venture going: 
METHOD # 1: BY SENDING BULK E-MAIL LEGALLY 
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Let's say that you decide to start small, just to see how it 
goes, and we will assume You and those involved send out only 
5,000 e-mails each. Let's also assume that the mailing receive 
only a 0.2% response (the response could be much better but lets 
just say it is only 0.2%. 
Also many people will send out hundreds of thousands e-mails 
instead of only 5,000 each). 

Continuing with this example, you send out only 5,000 e-mails. 
With a 0.2% response, that is only 10 orders for report # 1. 
Those 10 people responded by sending out 5,000 e-mail each for a 
total of 50,000. Out of those 50,000 e-mails only 0.2% responded 
with orders. That's=100 people responded and ordered Report # 2. 
Those 100 people mail out 5,000 e-mails each for a total of 
500,000 e-mails. The 0.2% response to that is 1000 orders for 
Report # 3. Those 1000 people send out 5,000 e-mails each for a 
total of 5 million e-mails sent out. The 0.2% response to that is 
10,000 orders for Report # 4. Those 10,000 
people send out 5,000 e-mails each for a total of 50,000,000 (50 
million) e-mails. The 0.2% response to that is 100,000 orders for 
Report # 5 THAT'S 100,000 ORDERS TIMES $5 EACH=$500,000.00 (half 
million). 

Your total income in this example is: 
1..... $50 + 2..... $500 + 3..... $5,000 + 4 .... $50,000 + 
5..... $500,000 ........ Grand Total=$555,550.00 

NUMBERS DO NOT LIE. GET A PENCIL & PAPER AND FIGUREOUT THE WORST 
POSSIBLE RESPONSES AND NO MATTER HOW YOU CALCULATE IT, YOU WILL 
STILL MAKE A LOT OF MONEY ! 
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REMEMBER FRIEND, THIS IS ASSUMING ONLY 10 PEOPLE ORDERING OUT OF 
5,000 YOU MAILED TO. Dare to think for a moment what would happen 
if everyone or half or even one 4th of those people mailed 
100,000e-mails each or more? There are over 150 million people on 
the Internet worldwide and counting. Believe me, many people will 
do just that, and more! 

METHOD # 2 : BY PLACING FREE ADS ON THE INTERNET 
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Advertising on the net is very very inexpensive and there are 
hundreds of FREE places to advertise. Placing a lot of free ads 
on the Internet will easily get a larger response. We strongly 
suggest you start with Method # 1 and add METHOD # 2 as you go 
along. For every $5 you receive, all you must do is e-mail them 
the Report they ordered. That's it. Always provide same day 
service on all orders. This will guarantee that the e-mail they 
send out, with your name and address on it, will be prompt 
because they can not advertise until they receive the report. 
=========== AVAILABLE REPORTS ==================== 
ORDER EACH REPORT BY ITS NUMBER & NAME ONLY. Notes: 
Always send $5 cash (U.S. CURRENCY) for each Report. Checks NOT 
accepted. Make sure the cash is concealed by wrapping it in at 
least 2 sheets of paper. On one of those sheets of paper, Write 
the NUMBER & the NAME of the Report you are ordering, YOUR E-MAIL 
ADDRESS and your name and postal address. 

PLACE YOUR ORDER FOR THESE REPORTS NOW : 

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REPORT # 1: 'The Insider's Guide to Advertising for Free on the 
Net 

Order Report #1 from: 
Allison Max, 3312 Merrell Rd, Dallas, TX 75229 USA
______________________________________________________ 
REPORT # 2: The Insider's Guide to Sending Bulk e-mail on the Net 

Order Report # 2 from: 
J. Jacinto, P.O. Box 580219, Pleasant Prairie, WI 53158 USA
_______________________________________________________ 
REPORT # 3: Secret to Multilevel marketing on the net 

Order Report # 3 from : 
Michelle Taylor, 13900 Leslie St, Aurora, ON Canada L4G 7C8 
______________________________________________________________ 
REPORT # 4: How to become a millionaire utilizing MLM & the Net 
Order Report # 4 from: 
CK, PO 2282, Inver Grove Heights, MN 55076, USA 
________________________________________________________________ 
REPORT #5: How to send out 0ne Million emails for free 

Order Report # 5 From: 
T.Torti, PO Box 2797, Olympic Valley, CA 96146, USA 
_______________________________________________________ 

$$$$$$$$$ YOUR SUCCESS GUIDELINES $$$$$$$$$$$ 
Follow these guidelines to guarantee your success: 
=== If you do not receive at least 10 orders for Report #1 within 
2 
weeks, continue sending e-mails until you do. 
=== After you have received 10 orders, 2 to 3 weeks after that 
you 
should receive 100 orders or more for REPORT # 2. If you did not, 
continue advertising or sending e-mails until you do. 
=== Once you have received 100 or more orders for Report # 2, YOU 
CAN RELAX, because the system is already working for you, and the 
cash will continue to roll in ! 
THIS IS IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER: 
Every time your name is moved down on the list, you are placed in 
front of a Different report. You can KEEP TRACK of your PROGRESS 
by watching which report people are ordering from you. IF YOU 
WANT TO GENERATE MORE INCOME SEND ANOTHER BATCH OF E-MAILS AND 
START THE WHOLE PROCESS AGAIN. 

There is NO LIMIT to the income you can generate from this 
business !! 

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FOLLOWING IS A NOTE FROM THE ORIGINATOR OF THIS PROGRAM: You have 
just received information that can give you financial freedom for 
the rest of your life, with NO RISK and JUST A LITTLE BIT OF 
EFFORT. You can make more money in the next few weeks and months 
than you have ever imagined. Follow the program EXACTLY AS 
INSTRUCTED. Do Not change it in any way. It works exceedingly 
well as it is now. Remember to e-mail a copy of this exciting 
report after you have put your name and address in Report #1 and 
moved others to #2 ...........# 5 as instructed above. One of the 
people you send this to may send out 100,000 or more e-mails and 
your name will be on every one of them. Remember though, the more 
you send out the more potential customers you will reach. 

So my friend, I have given you the ideas, information, materials 
and opportunity to become financially independent. IT IS UP TO 
YOU NOW ! 

============ MORE TESTIMONIALS ================ 
"My name is Mitchell. My wife, Jody and I live in Chicago. I am 
an accountant with a major U.S. Corporation and I make pretty 
good money. When I received this program I grumbled to Jody about 
receiving ''junk mail''. I made fun of the whole thing, spouting 
my knowledge of the population and percentages involved. I 
''knew'' it wouldn't work. Jody totally ignored my supposed 
intelligence and few days later she jumped in with both feet. I 
made merciless fun of her, and was ready to lay the old ''I told 
you so'' on her when the thing didn't work. Well, the laugh was 
on me! Within 3 weeks she had received 50 responses. Within the 
next 45 days she had received total $ 147,200.00 ........... all 
cash! I was shocked. I have joined Jody in her ''hobby''. 
Mitchell Wolf M.D., Chicago, Illinois 
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''Not being the gambling type, it took me several weeks to make 
up my mind to participate in this plan. But conservative that I 
am, I decided that the initial investment was so little that 
there was just no way that I wouldn't get enough orders to at 
least get my money back''. '' I was surprised when I found my 
medium size post office box crammed with orders. I made 
$319,210.00in the first 12 weeks. The nice thing about this deal 
is that it does not matter where people live. There simply isn't 
a better investment with a faster return and so big." Dan 
Sondstrom, Alberta, Canada 
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''I had received this program before. I deleted it, but later I 
wondered if I should have given it a try. Of course, I had no 
idea who to contact to get another copy, so I had to wait until I 
was e-mailed again by someone else.........11 months passed then 
it luckily came again...... I did not delete this one! I made 
more than $490,000 on my first try and all the money came within 
22 weeks." Susan De Suza, New York, N.Y. 
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''It really is a great opportunity to make relatively easy money 
with little cost to you. I followed the simple instructions 
carefully and within 10 days the money started to come in. My 
first month I made $20,560.00 and by the end of third month my 
total cash count was 362,840.00. Life is beautiful, Thanks to the 
internet.". Fred Dellaca, Westport, New Zealand 
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ORDER YOUR REPORTS TODAY AND GET STARTED ON 'YOUR' ROAD TO 
FINANCIAL FREEDOM ! 
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If you have any questions of the legality of this program, 
contact the Office of Associate Director for Marketing Practices, 
Federal Trade Commission, Bureau of Consumer Protection, 
Washington, D.C.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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