How about "Busted Toilet Award" for Shimadzu?
shimadzu_usa at yahoo.com
Mon Mar 14 19:57:44 EST 2005
Michael Kinstlinger (former Shimadzu employee as of 1-10-2005)...
mkinstlinger (at) aol (dot) com
Shigehiko Hattori wrote:
> Forget Busted Urinal... how about Busted Toilet Award for Shimadzu?
> Me thinks George Orwell is M Kinstlinger (mkinstlinger at aol.com)
> M Kinstlinger just got canned by Shimadzu a few months ago!
> terry_adams at shimadzu.com wrote:
> There was a lot of controversy over the Pittcon Awards this year
> similar to the controversy involving nobel prize whiner Koichi Tanaka
> who drew protests from others in the scientific community over his
> "little used technique"
> SHITmadzu actually split second place with two other companies:
> ESA for the Corona CAD detector and Dionex for the ICS-3000. The
> award went to Agilent for the HPLC-Chip ESI/MS. The Gold Award for
> top new product at Pittcon was won by JEOL for the DART ionization
> technology for mass spectrometry.
> If the Pittcon Editors' hadn't split second place, Shimadzu would
> come in fourth or fifth --- and we all know there is only a Gold,
> Silver & Bronze award.
> So, Shimadzu actually got the "Busted Urinal" award!
> Goes right in there with:
> "Shimadzu is Japanese for SHITTY Equipment!
> As for George Orwell, his real alias is Terry Adams
> (Shimadzu Mid-Atlantic Regional Manager & Dick-Licker)
> http://shimadzu.home-page.org really gets it right!
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