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Valentine's Day will be here soon !
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Why give someone
a boring, heart-shaped box of chocolates
when they can
EAT YOUR HEART OUT !
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| Introducing ... *** *** |
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| THE *********** |
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| ANATOMICALLY - CORRECT ******* |
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| CHOCOLATE HEART * |
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| ... a delicious, solid hunk of premium milk chocolate |
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| IN THE EXACT SAME SHAPE AND SIZE AS A HUMAN HEART ! |
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FOR PHOTOS AND AN ORDER FORM:
send an e-mail message to 7272259 at MCIMail.com
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* Include the word "GIF" if you can view GIF photos
* Include the word "JPEG" if you can view JPEG photos
A UUencoded version of two photos will be sent to you.
The first photo shows the Chocolate Heart with it's
romantic gift box (perfect for Valentine's Day!)
The second photo shows the Chocolate Heart with it's
lookalike cooler (perfect for transplanting your
amorous organ to a loved one).
A brief set of instructions will also be sent in case
you are unfamiliar with UUencoding / UUdecoding.
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| This Valentine's Day, give a gift straight from the heart |
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The Anatomically-Correct Chocolate Heart is available only
in the Continental U.S., Alaska, Hawaii, and Puerto Rico.
