You are all Godless people!

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arcade <jallen at voicenet.com> wrote in article
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> 
> One day Bill Gates died.  He was in Purgatory and got his choice to go to

> Heaven or Hell.  He went to visit Heaven.  He saw the large golden gates,

> angels singing, birld happily flying around.  Bill said, "Hey, cool."  He

> went to visit hell.  He saw beautiful beaches, sexy women, bright 
> sunshine.  He made his choice.  "I want to go to hell."  So off he went. 

> Two weeks later, he went to the devil and said, "Hey, what happened? I 
> saw beautiful beaches, sexy women, bright sunshine ... where'd it all 
> go?  All i see is a burning inferno!"  The devil turned to him and said, 
> "Oh!  It was just a demo..."
> 
>
Yeah, but he was really pissed when he saw the head dude was wired into a
MAC!!!