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<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN"> <HTML> <HEAD><META content="MSHTML 5.50.4611.1300" name=GENERATOR></HEAD> <BODY bgColor=#ffffee> > -----Original Message----- > From: Wystone, Paul > Sent: Tuesday, January 23, 2001 4:14 PM > To: Sims, Fred > Cc: Cindy Hartman, Rhonda Small, Steve Ward, Big Daddy Dave, Dean Fletcher > Subject: FW: -- 3 New Hilarious Video Clips and some more jokes. > Joke Lovers, > Here are the video clips* >   1.  <a href="http://204.30.131.252/videojokes. html">Scratch & Sniff</a> - Hilarious - you gotta see this one!!! >   2.  <a href="http://204.30.131.252/videojokes. html">A Grandmother's Love</a> - This one's Great. I don't know how they did it? >   3.  <a href="http://204.30.131.252/videojokes. html">Why Terrorists Throw Rocks</a> - The title says it all... > Jokemeister <h3>>Bar Financing -</h3> > A guy rushes into a bar and orders 7 straight shots of whiskey, downing > them just as fast as the bartender can pour them. > "Drinking kinda fast, aren't ya, fella?" the bartender asks as he's pouring number 7. > "You'd drink fast too if you had what I have!" says the man. > "What do you have?" asks the bartender. > "About fifty cents," says the drunk. <h3>> Five Bucks -</h3> > A man is walking around New York with his wife. > They find a perfume shop, the wife goes in, and he waits outside. > A hooker comes along and says to him, "Like to come home with me, buddy? " > "For how much?" asks the man. > "One hundred dollars," the hooker answers. > "I'll give you five bucks," he replies. > The hooker swears at him and walks away. > A little later, the man's wife comes out of the shop and they continue their walk. > As they round the corner, there stands the same hooker. She takes one look > at the man and his wife and says, "HA! see what you get for five bucks?" > > My Lying Wife > "That wife of mine is a liar," said the angry husband to a sympathetic pal seated > next to him in the bar. > "How do you know?" the friend asked. > "She didn't come home last night and when I asked her where she'd been, she > said she had spent the night with her sister, Shirley." > "So?" > "So she's a liar I spent the night with her sister Shirley." <a href="http://204.30.131.252/index.html" title="Click here for more Jokes! "><h3>> Click here for more Jokes!</h3> </a> > *Please note: when viewing the video clips you might need to load > a plugin for Microsoft Media Player or Real Player that are needed > to view the streaming content and are gauranteed virus free. >    </BODY></HTML> ---

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