Any microbiology jokes?

[DSHR67]

Hey, ok hows this.

Ques.:
How many nannomoles are in any given liter of 4% solution?

Ans:
Moles only need one nanny for each litter they have.

Yeah, pretty cheesy I know. But hey, I made it up. It helps if you say
nannomoles like "nannymoles". I used to work in a lab where people used to
say nannymoles when they meant nannomoles, kinda cute huh?

"If you can't explain something to a six-year-old, you really don't
understand 
it yourself."

-Albert Einstein