Your expert help and advice needed.

[mbpchris at aol.com]

I am looking for a vile smelling  liquid that can be propelled by an aerosol
(at least as bad as that used by a Skunk and last just as long).

The  problem is that it should not be toxic or harmful in any way, 
especially if it  is swallowed or comes into contact with eyes / skin. 

If you have any suggestions they would be gratefully received.

Please send your replies to Chris Lloyd     

email  mbpchris at aol.com

Thank you for your kind attention.