Frog

James Woodson jwoodson at ucla.edu
Fri Sep 27 10:34:09 EST 1996


With the increasing amount of e-mailbox clutter sent by individuals who
are, shall we say, less than experts on the topic, I felt a humorous story
would be a refreshing break.  Enjoy, James Woodson
>Subject: Frog
>Date: Wednesday, September 25, 1996 11:41PM
>
>
>> A boy was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him
>> and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess". He
>> bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.  The frog
>> spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a
>> beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week."  The boy took
>> the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the
>> pocket.  The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back
>> into a princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want."  Again
>> the boy took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his
>> pocket.
>>
>> Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter?  I've told you I'm a
>> beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything
>> you want.  Why won't you kiss me?"
>>
>> The boy said, "Look, I'm a scientist.  I don't have time for a
>> girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."
>>
>

James Woodson* (jwoodson at ucla.edu)
Dept. of Psychology - Behavioral Neuroscience
University of California at Los Angeles
405 Hilgard Ave.
Los Angeles, CA 90095

 "People that are really weird can get into sensitive positions and have a
tremendous impact on history."        --Vice President Dan Quayle

*Research in Learned Helplessness, Adenosine,
 Anatomical Sex Differences in the Brain (SDN-POA), and Sexual Motivation

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