NEW INVENTION ALLOWS HUMANS TO LIVE FOREVER

John Mihic jmihic at bgsm.edu
Wed Sep 24 08:19:06 EST 1997


In article <01bcc8c3$3ebd42e0$e3e92399 at itjfvkli>, alex at sabacon.net says...
>
>NEW INVENTION ALLOWS HUMANS TO STAY PHYSICALLY YOUNG 
FOREVER
>
>Updated September 5, 1997
>
>  http://www.alexchiu.com
>
>Updated September 8, 1997


It being the beginning of the work day and my distraction quotient being 
particularly high, I bit and went to check out Alex's homepage.  I found that apart 
from his invention allowing people to stay young forever, he has also reinvented 
spontaneous generation (you boil ginsang and a bunch of herbs for three days 
and whamo presto -cells).   He also tells you how to build UFOs, teleportation 
devices and explains gravity (stupid Einstein had it all wrong).  To be honest, 
Alex, I thought your "calculator on a mouse" idea was interesting, if not practical.

I'm not going to comment on the likelihood that Alex's eternal life device will work 
(as much fun as that might be) but I will ask how he knows that the device will 
allow one to stay young FOREVER, as opposed to, say, staying young for ONLY 
10 million years.  Alex, are you responsible for Dick Clarke looking exactly the 
same as he did way back in the 50's?  That's all the proof I need - my 
cheque is in the mail!

Have a good day netters,

John

-- 
S. John Mihic, Ph.D.
Dept. Physiology & Pharmacology
Bowman Gray School of Medicine of Wake Forest University
Winston-Salem, NC 27157
http://www.bgsm.edu/bgsm/physpharm/faculty/jmihic/mihic.htm




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