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NEW INVENTION ALLOWS HUMANS TO LIVE FOREVER

Diane Pritchatt diane at bnclib.demon.co.uk
Thu Sep 25 04:26:42 EST 1997


Brilliant.  But have you noticed how all the miracle longevity and
health things always taste disgusting!  (Ever tried Tofu or 'Bancha
tea'???!!!).  They usually give you copious quantities of wind, as
well...! ...I know these things, my brother's a macrobiotic maniac!
Never stand upwind of a macrobiotic!!!


In article <60b40a$11vi at f1n1.spenet.wfu.edu>, John Mihic
<jmihic at bgsm.edu> writes
>In article <01bcc8c3$3ebd42e0$e3e92399 at itjfvkli>, alex at sabacon.net says...
>>
>>NEW INVENTION ALLOWS HUMANS TO STAY PHYSICALLY YOUNG 
>FOREVER
>>
>>Updated September 5, 1997
>>
>>  http://www.alexchiu.com
>>
>>Updated September 8, 1997
>
>
>It being the beginning of the work day and my distraction quotient being 
>particularly high, I bit and went to check out Alex's homepage.  I found that 
>apart 
>from his invention allowing people to stay young forever, he has also reinvented 
>spontaneous generation (you boil ginsang and a bunch of herbs for three days 
>and whamo presto -cells).   He also tells you how to build UFOs, teleportation 
>devices and explains gravity (stupid Einstein had it all wrong).  To be honest, 
>Alex, I thought your "calculator on a mouse" idea was interesting, if not 
>practical.
>
>I'm not going to comment on the likelihood that Alex's eternal life device will 
>work 
>(as much fun as that might be) but I will ask how he knows that the device will 
>allow one to stay young FOREVER, as opposed to, say, staying young for ONLY 
>10 million years.  Alex, are you responsible for Dick Clarke looking exactly the 
>same as he did way back in the 50's?  That's all the proof I need - my 
>cheque is in the mail!
>
>Have a good day netters,
>
>John
>

-- 
Diane Pritchatt



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