Oh John, you did make me giggle! Yes, I guess you must be right...it
must be where I am standing, and the direction the WIND is blowing that
is at fault....
In article <60e3jg$i8q at f1n1.spenet.wfu.edu>, John Mihic
<jmihic at bgsm.edu> writes
>In article <UNNV5GAS5iK0Ew6k at bnclib.demon.co.uk>,
>diane at bnclib.demon.co.uk says...
>>>>Brilliant. But have you noticed how all the miracle longevity and
>>health things always taste disgusting! (Ever tried Tofu or 'Bancha
>>tea'???!!!). They usually give you copious quantities of wind, as
>>well...! ...I know these things, my brother's a macrobiotic maniac!
>>Never stand upwind of a macrobiotic!!!
>>>>Shouldn't that be downwind? Ordinarily I wouldn't point out such trivialities
>macrobiotic maniacs are serious public health hazards requiring one to take
>the strictest precautions. No wonder you've been so put off by your odiferous
>brother - you've been standing downwind all the time. ;)