"Abductions" DO NOT exist :They are misinterpreted sleep phenomena

[mark kozak]

Dan Clore wrote:
> 
> mark kozak wrote:
> 
> >         Isn't it funny how the only people abducted are people who believe
> > (or come to believe) in the phenomonen?  How come the big bad aliens
> > don't abduct skeptics like James Randi, Martin Gardner, Phil Klass,
> > Robert Schaeffer, Curtis Peebles, Joe Nickel, Michael Schermer, Robert
> > Baker or Elizabeth Loftus? But then again, that would "reveal" their
> > presence, wouldn't it, and the aliens want to stay concealed, don't
> > they.  How convenient.
> 
> Now come on. Would you *really* want to get semen samples from, say,
> Phil Klass? I mean, isn't he horrifying enough just by himself, without
> having to envision thousands of little Grey/Klass hybrids running
> around? It's almost as scary as the Brother Blue/Newbie hybrid, the
> "Blewbie"....
> 
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> Dan Clore
> 
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You crack me up.  I don't know if I should consider myself or Klassy
flamed.  Touche' ....