"Abductions" DO NOT exist :scientists should fight this crap,like Carl Sagan did

Dan Clore clore at columbia-center.org
Mon Apr 27 21:52:38 EST 1998

MutantMan wrote:
> then how do i explain the 1990 abduction of my cat which was taken from me
> by a ufo from my own backyard and was never to be seen again

The Mysterious Half Cats 
                           by Bill Oliver, March 1998

     On a beautiful warm Okanagan night,
     or in this case early morning, in
     June 1995, a Kelowna woman was in her
     kitchen. On looking out the window
     into the orchard she saw two
     brilliant lit cigar shaped objects
     moving slowly over the apple trees,
     at about thirty or forty feet of
     height. "They were a beautiful yellow
     colour" the woman said and as bright
     as they were she said she had no
     problem looking at them and they did
     not affect her sight. As they scoured
     the area the objects bathed the
     orchard in blue light and in the
     woman's words "seemed to be looking
     for something". The craft then began
     to slowly move from the back of the
     orchard and headed in the direction
     of the house. They now stopped
     directly next to the house over a garage addition and shone down
     white beams of light. Even stranger, the witness described the
     lights as broken up, "like a white line down the highway". 

     It is here where high strangeness enters the picture. The woman
     said that in retrospect a thought that passed through her mind
     during the sightings was her concern for the cats. 

     Neighbourhood cats would often congregate in the garage and this
     was now  where the lights were "searching". The objects then
     "turned off" and left. The next day over a dozen cats in this
     area of Kelowna were missing and were never seen again. 

     Last fall our hotline received a call from a fellow in Burnaby
     who said that he witnessed, along with his brother, a dark
     shadowy figure run in front of them as they stood in the driveway
     of their home one rainy night. More disturbing, all three of his
     cats were gone. Oddly enough, the man said he witnessed the same
     dark figure as a young boy not far from the area. At that time
     the shadowy-shape ran into a bush. 

     The Kamloops area of BC was also privy to a rash of half cat
     mutilations as well, with a dozen or so cats mysteriously cut up.
     Same show, no blood, no muss, no apparent fuss and again, never a
     sign of struggle, no fur strewn about and no spilled blood. 

     Someone is doing something with our cats. Since the early
     nineties UFO*BC has been aware of the "Half Cat" mystery on the
     Lower Mainland. At this time the mutilated cats first showed up
     in Vancouver's West Side. In these instances cats had been sliced
     in half with great precision and then somehow drained of their
     blood (exsanguination). Never a drop to be found, with no stains
     at all on the remaining feline carcass (in these cases, half

     In the Surrey area last fall half cats started showing up again.
     I talked to two woman who were unfortunately "victims of the
     circumstance". Living about three or four miles apart, both woman
     found their own cats' remains. In the first case one of the woman
     was off to do some banking, oddly enough she said that morning
     she took the long way to the bank, and to her shock found her
     dead cat. It was placed to appear to be coming out of a manhole
     cover in the middle of the road. The woman pulled over and saw
     that it was her own cat cut in half. Like other cases the other
     half was nowhere to be found . As is the way, the culprit seemed
     to want his work to be noticed. The other unfortunate young woman
     found her cat in the alley behind her house. Devoid of all blood,
     showing no signs of struggle and once again cut in half.
     Perfectly! The SPCA is sticking to their guns that these are
     coyote attacks. Out of ignorance or in order to quell any panic,
     I don't know but that's their story and they're sticking to it!

     It was with great surprise when I fell upon a similar story of
     half cats in upstate New York in a town called Lee which is close
     to the Hudson Valley. However, the "coupe de grace" came when I
     was thumbing through an old Fate Magazine recently and discovered
     that the Half Cats have also surfaced in Gulf Breeze(Florida),
     Plano(Texas), Fall's Church(Virginia) and St Louis(Missouri). In
     Fall's Church twenty cases were reported alone, with slightly
     less than that number showing up in St Louis. 

     It is interesting to note that like the Kelowna cases, UFO
     activity has been reported consistently in some of the areas
     where the cat mutes take place. In particular, upstate New York
     and Gulf Breeze have reached almost legendary status. I can also
     report that Kamloops and Surrey BC have an inordinate amount of
     UFO reports. Something tells me that with a bit of research you
     could probably find a report of UFOs being seen in Fall's Church
     as well. A coincidence? Maybe. A connection? I can't rule it out.
     Can you?


Dan Clore

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