Wookie wrote in message <36c58be4.11220847 at news.casema.net>...
>On Sat, 13 Feb 1999 05:40:31 -0800, ELN/cupidpaddy
><cupidpaddy at earthlink.net> wrote:
>> I want to know how scientist determine what DNA a person have.
>>are the ways to get this secret information? What steps and
>>are need to use during the process? If you guys know that please
>>cupidpaddy at earthlink.net>>Thank You!
>>>>Ok. here is the secret.
>You take a person, put him/her in a blender.
>Blend for 30 minutes, room temperature.
>Put the residu in an Erlenmeyer Flask and add some
>Do this for three days by 350 K.
>Then use a light microscope to read all the A's C's G' and T's in
>linear order and Bingo you got THE SECRET INFORMATION.
Sarcasm is not effective unless the recipient is capable of
understanding it as such. In any case, the homogenizers I
have available in my lab require that you process the person
in small aliquots.