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How to determine what DNA a person has?

Richard Norman rsnorman at mw.mediaone.net
Sat Feb 13 14:54:25 EST 1999


Wookie wrote in message <36c58be4.11220847 at news.casema.net>...
>On Sat, 13 Feb 1999 05:40:31 -0800, ELN/cupidpaddy
><cupidpaddy at earthlink.net> wrote:
>
>>Hi,
>>    I want to know how scientist determine what DNA a person have.
What
>>are the ways to get this secret information? What steps and
equipment's
>>are need to use during the process? If you guys know that please
E-mail
>>me at:
>>cupidpaddy at earthlink.net
>>Thank You!
>>
>
>Ok. here is the secret.
>You take a person, put him/her in a blender.
>Blend for 30 minutes, room temperature.
>Put the residu in an Erlenmeyer Flask and add some
>Everything-but-DNA protease.
>Do this for three days by 350 K.
>Then use a light microscope to read all the A's C's G' and T's in
>linear order and Bingo you got THE SECRET INFORMATION.
>
>Wookie


Sarcasm is not effective unless the recipient is capable of
understanding it as such.  In any case, the homogenizers I
have available in my lab require that you process the person
in small aliquots.







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