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How to determine what DNA a person has?

devdootm at ix.netcom.com devdootm at ix.netcom.com
Wed Feb 17 03:14:59 EST 1999


If it's any concellation, I thought it was funny, very funny actually.
I believe one of my professors prefers to use "homogenize the hell out of" the 
person, but anyhow...
:) Dev.


In article <36c5dc0f.31746671 at news.casema.net>, koetje at boe.nl (Wookie) wrote:
>
>>>>
>>>
>>>Ok. here is the secret.
>>>You take a person, put him/her in a blender.
>>>Blend for 30 minutes, room temperature.
>>>Put the residu in an Erlenmeyer Flask and add some
>>>Everything-but-DNA protease.
>>>Do this for three days by 350 K.
>>>Then use a light microscope to read all the A's C's G' and T's in
>>>linear order and Bingo you got THE SECRET INFORMATION.
>>>
>>>Wookie
>>
>>
>>Sarcasm is not effective unless the recipient is capable of
>>understanding it as such.  In any case, the homogenizers I
>>have available in my lab require that you process the person
>>in small aliquots.
>>
>>
>Well,
>Since the original poster seems to be refering to some alchemistic
>proces, the unraveling of a big secret by mysterious ways,
>I don't think he'd capable of understanding anything at all.
>This is supposed to be a neuro science NG , so don't come here with
>irrelevant questions, but even that seemed to difficult for the
>orignal poster.
>What proportions must these aliqouts have by the way?
>
>Wookie
>
>



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