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How to determine what DNA a person has?

devdootm at ix.netcom.com devdootm at ix.netcom.com
Thu Feb 18 04:08:22 EST 1999


Whoops!
I don't often misspell to create puns, but it seems funnier not on purpose.  
How clairvoyant you are.  Dev.
In article <7ag12s$324 at sjx-ixn10.ix.netcom.com>, flefever at ix.netcom.com(F. 
Frank LeFever) wrote:
>
>
>If it's any consolation, this process WOULD result in the
>"concellation" (i.e. reduction to constituent cells) in the first
>step...
>
>F. LeFever
>
>
>In <7adu4i$lsh at dfw-ixnews6.ix.netcom.com> devdootm at ix.netcom.com
>writes: 
>>
>>If it's any concellation, I thought it was funny, very funny actually.
>>I believe one of my professors prefers to use "homogenize the hell out
>of" the 
>>person, but anyhow...
>>:) Dev.
>>
>>
>>In article <36c5dc0f.31746671 at news.casema.net>, koetje at boe.nl (Wookie)
>wrote:
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>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Ok. here is the secret.
>>>>>You take a person, put him/her in a blender.
>>>>>Blend for 30 minutes, room temperature.
>>>>>Put the residu in an Erlenmeyer Flask and add some
>>>>>Everything-but-DNA protease.
>>>>>Do this for three days by 350 K.
>>>>>Then use a light microscope to read all the A's C's G' and T's in
>>>>>linear order and Bingo you got THE SECRET INFORMATION.
>>>>>
>>>>>Wookie
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Sarcasm is not effective unless the recipient is capable of
>>>>understanding it as such.  In any case, the homogenizers I
>>>>have available in my lab require that you process the person
>>>>in small aliquots.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>Well,
>>>Since the original poster seems to be refering to some alchemistic
>>>proces, the unraveling of a big secret by mysterious ways,
>>>I don't think he'd capable of understanding anything at all.
>>>This is supposed to be a neuro science NG , so don't come here with
>>>irrelevant questions, but even that seemed to difficult for the
>>>orignal poster.
>>>What proportions must these aliqouts have by the way?
>>>
>>>Wookie
>>>
>>>
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