Just feed us huge amounts of aspartame laced with MSG! That should keep your
secret.
Robert & Amanda Lucas wrote in message <7b4gi5$cdd$1 at nw003t.infi.net>...
>GREAT now you've told us, you'll have to kill us. thanks.
>>>>>ROFLMAO
>>Brian Wagner <bwagner at mr.picker.com> wrote in message
>news:36D58B5E.4446877C at mr.picker.com...>>"Richard T. Murray" wrote:
>>>>>> Feb. 24, 1999 Brief summary of aspartame toxicity studies
>>>>>> I am writing this as a simple summary of the complex and bitter
>>> aspartame (NutraSweet, Equal) toxicity debate...this public health
>issue.
>>>>Yep, that Nutrasweet'll fry your brain, and don't forget that Olestra,
>>you'll crap your guts out. Don't eat Chinese food or the MSG will
>>scramble your DNA. Same thing with that fluoride in the drinking water
>>- it's all an insidious plot to corrupt our purity of essence, right
>>general? And you know where they get all this stuff from? A secret
>>processing plant at Area 51. Of course there's nothing but a few
>>anecdotes to support it; they bought everyone else's silence. I've said
>>too much already - there's a black helicopter hovering over the house.
>>>>Fox Mulder
>>Roswell, NM
>>
