Can a haircut cause brain damage?
kh6444 at attbi.com
Mon Feb 10 16:10:15 EST 2003
I'm afraid this poster was brain damaged to begin with!
> Of course it can! We all know that the hair follicles are actually just the
> physical manifestations of morphic field threads extending out from the
> brain's electromagnetic activity,... Cutting them, or being too rough with
> them causes vibratory waves which travel back down the morphic field threads
> and resonate in the medulla oblongata. That's why cutting your hair always
> drops your I.Q. at least 15 points.
> "AliGhas" <alighas2000 at hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:fc233106.0204181800.6e240878 at posting.google.com...
> > Maybe I'm a bit paranoid but I got a haircut yesterday and the lady
> > was very aggressive when she was cutting and manipulating my head
> > & hair. She was pulling hard on my hair and was combing my hair very
> > hard. However, I didn't feel as if any of her strokes caused any
> > noticeable pain and I didn't experience any symptoms like dizziness or
> > nausea or disorientation or anything like that at all. But after I
> > paid her for hte haircut my mind felt a bit "wet" or fuzzy or
> > something (hard to describe) and a
> > couple of hours later I developed a minor headache. Today my mind
> > still feels a bit fuzzy (but less than before).
> > My question is, is it possible that her actions of combing hard and
> > manipulating my head, caused any permanent brain cell damage??? Or is
> > it just a temporary phenomenon after which I should recover 100% w/o
> > any damage. Maybe
> > I'm paranoid because it wasn't any severe head trauma at all but my
> > mind still does feel a bit fuzzy.
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