HOWE to train dogs like freaking MAGICK

The Puppy Wizard ThePuppyWizard at earthlink.net
Thu Jul 10 03:29:46 EST 2003


HOWEDY People,

Here's HOWE to train dogs like freaking MAGICK:

Supplies:

Holy Altar With Human Skull.
Cauldron
Seven Holy Voo Doo Trance Dancers
Seven Holy Bottles Seven Magick Sands
Seven Holy Spirit Herbs
Seven bottles 180 proof Holy Voo Doo Water
Three Ounces Ground Holy Maize For Creating Loa
Three Holy Voo Doo Drummers
Three Holy Voo Doo Horn Blowers
Three Holy Voo Doo Tambourine Dancers
Three Holy Tables For Dice And Card Gambling
Three Holy Voo Doo Cigars
Three ounces Holy Voo Doo Coffee
One Holy Voo Doo Live Sacrificial Chicken, Goat,
Bull, or Human Child (Note: Power Of Spell Is
Proportionate To Size And Value Of Sacrifice)
Concession Stand
Two Copies Of Your FREE WWW Wits' End Dog
Training Method Manual

INSTRUCTIONS:

Light Holy Voo Doo Cigar and blow Holy Smokes
arHOWEND and abHOWET base of and inside
and arHOWEND and abHOWET cauldron.

Start fire under cauldron.

Begin chanting while blowing Holy Smokes on and
abHOWET Holy Altar while drawing Loa in front of
Holy Altar.

When Loa is done, blow Holy Smokes on and
abHOWET Loa. Place Seven Holy Spirit Herbs
in cauldron and blow Holy Smokes on and
abHOWET Spirit Herbs while chanting Big
Freaking Mumbo Jumbo.

Carefully place opened Seven Bottles Holy
MAGICK Sands in front of cauldron.

Blow Holy Smokes to and abHOWET Seven Bottles
Holy MAGICK Sands while chanting Big Freaking
Mumbo Jumbo and dancing all abHOWET.

Signal Holy Voo Doo Trance Dancers, Holy Voo Doo
Drummers and Holy Voo Doo Blowhards to shake em
up all abHOWET.

Blow Holy Smokes to and abHOWET Holy Voo Doo
Dancers, Holy Voo Doo Drummers and Holy Voo Doo
Blowhards.

Start serving Seven Bottles 180 Proof Holy Water
while chanting and dancing and blowing Holy Smokes
on and abHOWET Holy Voo Doo Trance Dancers, Holy
Voo Doo Drummers and Holy Voo Doo Blowhards.

Return to stir cauldron. Spit Holy Water in fire. Blow
Holy Smokes on and abHOWET fire and in and about
cauldron.

Return to Holy Voo Doo Trance Dancers Drummers
and Blowhards and spit Holy Water on and abHOWET
Holy Voo Doo Trance Dancers, Drummers and Blowhards
and blow Holy Smokes on and abHOWET while chanting
Big Freaking Mumbo Jumbo and dancing all abHOWET.

Return to Holy Altar and begin reading your FREE copy
of The Puppy Wizzzard's FREE WWW Wits' End Dog
Training Method manual.

Intermittently return to stir cauldron and blow Holy
Smokes on and abHOWET cauldron and fire. Spit
Holy Water on fire, while serving Seven Bottles Holy
Water and blowing Holy Smokes and spitting Holy
Water all abHOWET.

Alternately return to study and blow Holy Smokes at
and spit Holy Water on and abHOWET your FREE copy
of The Puppy Wizard's FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training
Method Manual, being SHORE to reserve enough Holy Water
for the hair of the FREE WWW Wits' End Trained Dog the
next morning.

Ceremony should last at least three HOWERS, four is better.
After Holy Voo Doo Trance Dancers Holy Voo Doo Drummers
and Holy Voo Doo Blowhards expire, blow Holy Smokes on
and abHOWET them and send everybody back to their
HOWESES.

Release Holy Voo Doo Sacrifice, that's barbaric.

Bathe in cauldron while studying manual while blowing
Holy Smokes and spitting Holy Water on and abHOWET
your FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual.

Catch a couple hours shut eye.

Immediately upon awakening, thank GOD you're
still alive and take hair of dog and make coffee.
Study your FREE copy of The Puppy Wizard's
FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method
Manual while having coffee.

Then you're ready to start. Follow the instructions
in your FREE copy of The Puppy Wizard's FREE
WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual
and TRAIN YOUR DOG.

IT WORKS LIKE FREAKIN MAGICK, ONLY BETTER.

Ask The Puppy Wizard if you need any extra FREE help.

The Puppy Wizard. <}TPW ;  ~ ]   >

 Thank you,
 Jerry Howe,
 Director of Research,
 BIOSOUND Scientific
 Director of Training,
 Wits' End Dog Training
 1611 24th St
 Orlando, FL 32805
 Phone: 1-407-425-5092
 Phone: 1-888-BIOSOUND (1-888-246-7686)
 Phone: 1-888-WITSEND  (1-888-948-7363)

 The Puppy Wizard. <}TPW ; - )  >

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