Can a haircut cause brain damage?

[Jay]

Time out!
A f***ing haircut!

Are we not built well enough, evolved long enough to be able to withstand a
vigorous hairwash?
I'd understand complaints about particularly strong shampoos or the stylists
BO problem.... but a big bad comb???
The chair is uncomfy... the comb was tough, he/she jiggled my fragile neck
</weep>.
Get a grip people.
Out of curiosity... what did you say to the butcher while they had you in a
half-nelson?

Jay