Quite possibly you picked up a light infection of Newgrassus revivalus. Are
you subconciously driven to carry around a lawn chair and wonder where titles
such as "Nuns for Nixon" came from? My best professional recommendation is to
take the kooky homeopathic approach and expose yourself to just a teensy bit of
bluegrass EVERY DAY. That should drive the demons from y'all's system in a
most enjoyble way.
