Bad Plant Puns

ceumb at STOLAF.EDU ceumb at STOLAF.EDU
Mon May 6 11:57:14 EST 1996


Bad Plant Jokes

1.  What did the plant say to the bully?
2.  Ms. Jones was murdered in the conservatory with?
3.  A good response to question is?
4.  A plant that thinks highly of itself is?
5.  Plants like to go fishing for?
6.  Excuse me I can't talk, I've got ____ caught in my throat?
7. Your best friend is your?
8. Why did the plant go to the baseball game?

I'll stop here!  Any additional puns welcome.

-Charles (ceumb at stolaf.edu)
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1. LEAVE ME ALONE
2. A PISTIL
3. A GOOD ANTHER
4. A NODE IT ALL
5.  CARPEL
6. PHLOEM
7. STOMATE
8. TO ROOT FOR THE HOME TEAM



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