Bad plant puns etc.

David Haas dhaas at CHI1.UNCFSU.EDU
Tue May 7 08:01:51 EST 1996


Yo you all


Cant resist  puns!  (and other nonsense)


What do you say  and  do when you step on fern fronds?    -  So  sori.


The Hatfield and McKoy fern groups started the first sporophyte.


Why shouldn't diatoms throw stones?    - They live in glass houses.  


What is the most popular cheer at Plant U.  -   Phyte! Phyte! Phyte!


What do plants say when they are on a picnic?  -  Anther are all over 
the place!


What does a divorced plant sleep on?    -  A monocot


What is a nastic movement?    I'll let you make up your own here.


enuf  :-)

d haas




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Dave Haas                               
Department of Natural Sciences    
Fayetteville State University    
Fayetteville, NC 28303           
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