BIOLOGICAL ALCHEMY !
chrisk at netrus.net
Fri Jul 9 14:44:09 EST 1999
Oh.. my sides hurt. If nothing else this group is good for a laugh....
Uncle Al wrote:
> Alec Redwood wrote:
> > > I can only assume it's a joke post
> > Si+C=Ca, mmmmmmmm
> Carborundum is in obvious nuclear disequilibrium. It may go at any
> second! Remember what happened to Sanduleak -69°202! Some turkey took
> some 300 grit SiC wet paper and massaged some green wood. Next thing you
> know, Supernova 1987A!
> Egg shells are made from sand and carbon dioxide by nuclear fusion
> inside chickens. One Rhode Island Red hen could power the whole US
> eastern seaboard. The Pentagon's most ghastly terror weapon developed
> in secret with Arab oil magnates is a baheij chicken wedged inside an
> implosion tamper surrounded by HE lenses. 20 megatonnes - and it fits
> inside an alfalfa sprouter.
> Uncle Al Schwartz
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