Initiation of Fall Color

QDurham qdurham at
Sun Sep 17 22:56:39 EST 2000

Total nonsense.  It is God.  He understands that people out here on the West
Coast are so clever that we can appreciate the arrival of Fall, for example, by
the simple appearance of a single pumpkin-styled cookie on the local Safeway
checkout counter.  In contrast, the people on the East Coast are so
unperceptive that the only way He can get them to understand Winter's approach
is to turn every goddam tree in the world bright red.

And when that doesn't work, he dumps ten feet of snow all over everything.


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