now Im a lesbian????

[tjfeue at bb1t.monsanto.com]

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In article <9302022053.AA09859 at net.bio.net>, N052FG at TAMVM1.TAMU.EDU 
(Marivonne Rodriguez) exclaims:

> Wow. I advocate that a womans 
> (sorry, cant do apostrophes on this terminal)

HA!!!!  Can't do apostrophies...  And you want equality?  

Check *THIS* out --->  '''''''''''

See what a *MAN* can do?  Sheesh Marivonne.  

> intellect and mind should not be treated any 
> worse than a mans intellect and mind and for that 
> now Im a lesbian. 

I'm sorry, that's the way it is...  *BUT DON'T LOSE HOPE*   

> My fiance will be quite amused when I tell
> him he will be marrying a lesbian, Im sure 
> he didnt know that. 

*DON'T TELL HIM ANYTHING YET* 

This is a mistake women often make by dropping the bomb too soon!
Save him the anguish, humiliation and potential emotional damage.  

But read on because there *IS* hope:

I once met one of the Co-Chairpersons of my university's Council 
on Women at a party.  Considering her position, one would
think her a hopeless case, but not so...  After talking for
several hours about all kinds of stuff, we were able
to have a *PERFECTLY NORMAL HETEROSEXUAL RELATIONSHIP* from 
the very first night!  Well, eventually she dumped me and
went on to marry a really great guy and lived happily ever 
after. 

> Hell, *I* didnt know that.

It often *DOES* come as a suprise, but many women who feel the way
you do go on to lead productive and happy lives, often without
even having to change their values! 

> Thank you for enlightening me, Mr. Steve Modana.  By the way, does
> that make him gay, then, too?

I'm afraid so, Marivonne.  Life's like that.                      

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BTW, this is my first time on this newsgroup...  Does anyone talk
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Ted Feuerbach - Scientific Systems Consultant - Trilogy Consulting
Disclaimer:     Monsanto didn't say this, I did!