: ACCORDING TO ALEX CHIU, PEOPLE CAN STAY YOUNG AND LIVE FOREVER BY USING HIS
: NEW INVENTION 'THE ETERNAL LIFE RINGS' OR 'THE ETERNAL LIFE FOOT BRACES'.
Great. So if I put one on Fido I no longer have to convert dog years to
human years.
I wonder how many people are going to be disappointed when old man Chiu
dies as...old man Chiu.