On Sat, 06 Sep 2003 00:13:37 GMT, "Lurker" <me at nowhere.com> wrote:
>About 5 months ago my not-so-bright at the time gf decided to try to help me
>with my impotence problem(I am 36) by chopping up jalapenos and masturbating
>me. Well my fellow was very wam---not burning--but warm. I washed it
>thourghly with soap and water and only found out the next day I needed to
>put milk on it. I have since lost sensitivity--or so I think(I am under
>tremendous stress as well). I have found some links stating that capsaicin
>will kill the nerves if left on over two hours---is that true? Did I get
>enough dose? Will the receptors regenerate? I am so seriously stressed about
>this---comments and help please. Thanks!
>
You might recall (or look up) the trials and tribulations of John
Wayne Bobbitt, who gained some notoriety for his own penile escapades.
Apparently, he eventually recovered (judging from his subsequent
career moves) so there might be hope for you
Then again, the punishment for incredibe stupidity in this case at
least fits the crime.
Kiddies -- let this be a lesson for you. Don't try this at home!
