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HOWEDY lying "I LOVE KOEHLER" lynn,

"Lynn K." <javagsd at yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> Charlie Wilkes <charlie_wilkes at easynews.com> wrote in message
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> > More a priori science.  Rocks can't fall from the sky, right?
>
> In all fairness,

Well, we certainly wouldn't wanna be UNFAIR. Would we.

> Charlie, those calculations are easily verified,

INDEEDY. They come right HOWETA a SCIENCE book.

> and have been re-checked independently.

BWEAAAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

AGAINST WHAT???

Your stinkin pal lying frosty dahl never saw a Doggy Do
Right (And Kitty Will And A Rooster Did And A Cockatoo
Or Two) Machine before she wrote her "report."

SHE HAD NO INFORMATION with which to MAKE a "report."

>  I believe it's a very valid argument against the claims
> of how the device works physically.

INDEEDY? You also believe shocking beating and
choking dogs trains them. You also believe that some
dogs got to DIE if they ain't HAPPY with YOU jerking
choking beating and shocking them.

You and your pal lying frosty dahl HURT dogs and LIE
abHOWET it, in all fairness, honesty and belief...

> That's quite different from a scientific test of the
> claimed results of the device.

INDEEDY. Your pal lying frosty dahl's "report" has
NUTHIN to do with the SCIENCE of DDR, as your
training methods have NUTHING to do with appupriate
decent effective humane training.

> But that's what you've been planning to test, isn't it?

INDEEDY.

>  It's certainly something that we'd all like to see done.

Would you nHOWE? The results are what YOU FEAR.

DDR REHABILITATES BEHAVIOR PROBLEMS
AUTOMAGICKALLY, AND PROVES HURTING DOGS
AS YOU PREFER, MAKES DOGS HYPERACTIVE
AGGRESSIVE AND GETS SOME DOGS DEAD.

Every thing you know and believe abHOWET dog
behavior and training is DEAD WRONG.

> I'm certainly more interested in verifiable results

You mean, like the REPORTS by DDR users and FREE
WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual Students,
whom you call LIARS and FORGERIES, lying "I LOVE
KOEHLER" lynn?

> than the science behind it

That's sumpthin that may not be EZ to determine.

> and have no doubt that Mr. Howe doesn't really have the
> scientific background to present the acoustic information
> accurately, so will cut him some slack.

Yeah. Like HE don't have the behaviorISM experience
and backgrHOWEND to PUT YOU HOWETA BUSINESS.

> Lynn K.

The Puppy Wizard ain't gonna cut you and your lying
dog abusing Punk Thug Coward pals no goddamned
slack, lying "I LOVE KOEHLER" lynn.

 Lynn K.
  lyinglynn writes to a new foster care giver:
  For barking in the crate - leave the leash on and
  pass it through the crate door.  Attach a line to it.
  When he barks, use the line for a correction.

 - if necessary, go to a citronella bark collar.

  Lynn K.

> ================
>
>>lynn kosmakos      (Lithium, Zoloft, bipolar, manic,
>>                             depression) will "put down a biter
>>                             as fast as anyone" yet claims to
>>                             be a saintly dog rescuer
>>Lynn K. wrote:
>>
>>"I used to work the Kill Room as a volunteer in
>>one shelter.)  But their ability to set their own
>>schedules and duties causes a great deal of
>>scheduling overhead.
>>
>>And it takes effort and thought to ensure that
>>volunteers get the meaningful experience that
>>they work for.
>>
>>Someone has to be responsible for that
>>Volunteer Program, and it is best done
>>by a non-volunteer."
>>
>>Lynn K.
>>---------------------------------
>>
>>"I worked with one shelter where I bathed and groomed
>>every adoptable dog on intake.  I frankly felt that the
>>effort/benefit equation was not balanced for some of the
>>older/ill poodle/terrier mixes we got in badly matted condition.
>>
>>Should I have refused to groom them?
>>
>>Or even more pertinent - I was one of the people who
>>had to make the euthanasia decisions at that shelter."
>>
>>Lynn K.
>>--------------------------------------

"Many People Have Problems Getting The Pinch
Right, Either They Do Not Pinch Enough, Or They
Have A Very Stoic Dog. Some Dogs Will Collapse
Into A Heap. About The Ear Pinch: You Must Keep
The Pressure Up," sindy "don't let the dog SCREAM"
mooreon, author of HOWER FAQ's pages on k9 web.

You think HURTING a HUNTING DOG to
MAKE IT HUNT is NECESSARY???


 I'll be you've never had to put down litters of
 beautiful labrador puppies? If you had did, maybe
 you'd be singing a different tune?

"Actually, have held them for the tech to euth, and
put their bodies in the trash bag and in the freezer
for the trash company to come and dispose of.

No different tune," ~Emily

"I'll bet you don't know a thing about me.  I volunteered
as assistant to the euthanasia tech at our local shelter
for a while, and I know a bit about overpopulation and
unwanted animals.

This however has nothing at all to do with responsible
breeders, because responsible breeders don't contribute
to that problem," Mustang Sally.


Can you tell the TRUTH from a LIE?:

          > > > Jerome Bigge writes:
          > > > I do know that hitting, hurting
          > > > your dog will often make the
          > > > dog either aggressive or a fear
          > > > biter, neither of which we want to do.

And then we got, matty! Follow his discussion!
This is what's called, a liar and dog abuser:

          > > And neither does anyone else,
          > > Jerome.  No matter
          > > what Jerry Howe states.

"Just Want To Second Jerry's Method For
Dealing With This I've Suggested It To Quite
A Few Clients Now And It's Worked 'EVERY
TIME The Very First Time' - marilyn, Trainer,
33 Years Experience.

You DO remember KILLFILING MARILYN for
her coment above regarding her success with
The Puppy Wizard's Surrogate Toy Separation
Anxiety / Bed Time Calming Technique (STSA/BTCT)?

Perhaps you likeWIZE recall a pediatrician, Dr. Z,
who commented that his bed time calming technique
was quite similar?

          > > You're scary Marilyn.

          > > Marilyn must be quite a disturbed
          > > individual.  I feel very sorry for her
          > > and her family.

"His Amazing Progress Almost Makes Me Cry.
Your Method Takes Positive Training To The
Next Level And Should Really Be Used By All
Trainers Who Call Themselves Trainers. Thank
You For Helping Me Save His Life," Kay Pierce,
Professional Trainer, 30 Years Experience.

          > > BUT, giving you the benefit of the
          > > doubt, please provide a quote (an
          > > original quote, not from one of Jerry
          > > Howe's heavily edited diatribes) that
          > > shows a regular poster promoting or
          > > using an abusive form of training.

BWWWWEAAAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

          > > --Matt.  Rocky's a Dog.

"Many People Have Problems Getting The Pinch
Right, Either They Do Not Pinch Enough, Or They
Have A Very Stoic Dog. Some Dogs Will Collapse
Into A Heap. About The Ear Pinch: You Must Keep
The Pressure Up," sindy "don't let the dog SCREAM"
mooreon, author of HOWER FAQ's pages on k9 web.

You think HURTING a HUNTING DOG to
MAKE IT HUNT is NECESSARY???

"Well, Jack Did Hit My Dog. Actually I'd Call It
A Sharp Tap Of The Crook To The Nose. I Know
Jack Wouldn't HaveDone It If He Thought Solo
Couldn't Take It. I Still Crate Him Because
Otherwise I Fear He Might Eat My Cat," melanie.

You think allowing a "FEAR AGGRESSIVE MAN
SHY" dog to be BEATEN by a strange male trainer
is INTELLIGENT BEHAVIOR for a DOG LOVER?

"Warning: Sometimes The Corrections Will Seem
Quite Harsh And  Cause You To Cringe. This Is A
Normal Reaction The First Few  Times It Happens,
But You'll Get Over It."mike duforth, author:
"Courteous Canine."

You think HURTIN dogs and CRINGING
is COURTEOUS?

"I have heard advice stating that you should pre-load
your dog for Bitter Apple for it to work as efficiently
as possible. What  does this mean?"

Means the author is a dog abuser of the worst magnitude.

"When you bring home the Bitter Apple for the first time, spray
one squirt directly into the dog's mouth and walk away. The dog
won't be too thrilled with this but just ignore him and continue
your normal behavior."

You think HURTING your dog is NORMAL BEHAVIOR?

  --Mike Dufort
    author of the zero selling book
    "Courteous Canines"

You think HOWER pal mikey is playin with a full deck?

Yeah. When I preload my dog's mouth with bitter apple,
suppose I don't get used to being stupid and cruel, mikey?

Then HOWE do I train my dog if I can't HURT it?

"I Dropped The Leash, Threw My Right Arm Over The Lab's
Shoulder, Grabbed Her Opposite Foot With My Left Hand,
Rolled Her On Her Side, Leaned On Her, Smartly Growled
Into Her Throat And Said "GRRRR!" And Neatly Nipped Her
Ear," sionnach.

Oh, THANKS, sinofabitch...

  And from terri willis, Psychoclown wrote:
  "Nope. That "beating dogs with sticks" things is
  something you twisted out of context,
  because you are full of bizarro manure."

           "Get A 30"- 40" Stick.You can have a
           helper wield the stick, or do it yourself.
           Tougher, less tractable dogs may require
           you to progress to striking them more
           sharply," lying frosty dahl, ethical breeder,
           expert trainer.

You think a EXXXPERT trainer got to BEAT
a HUNTIN dog to MAKE IT HUNT?

        "Pudge Was So Soft That She Could And
        Would Avoid A Simple Swat On The Rump
        With A Riding Crop," lying frosty dahl,
        discoverer of CANNIBALISM in Labradors.

Perhaps the mom dog didn't want her babies HURT all
their lives like HOWE HOWER dog lovers PREFER to
HURT THEIR DOGS?

"John ran out, grabbed Blackie by the collar, and
gave the dog two or three medium whacks on the
rump with a training stick while holding him partially
off the ground. John then told Blackie to sit, ran back
to the line and cast him back to the dummies."

The Puppy Wizard sez a mom dog eatin her babies
to SAVE THEM from a fate like that, is COMMENDABLE.

We're gonna teach folks THAT AIN'T NORMAL...

             terri willis, Psychoclown wrote:
            "Nope. That "beating dogs with sticks"
            things is something you twisted out of
            context, because you are full of bizarro
            manure."

Sez on our FAQ'S pages at K9 Web you should knee
the dog in the chest, step on its toes, throw him down
by his ears and climb all over it like a raped ape growling
into his throat and bite IT on his ears, or leash pop it on
a pronged spiked pinch choke collar or pop him in the
snout with the heel of your palm.

"BethF" <dawg at alaska.com> wrote in message
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>
> "Frank" <flmarcher at netscape.net> wrote in message
> news:d2f1624e.0206101912.2980eb03 at posting.google.com...
> > dfrntdrums at aol.comMURK-OFF (Leah) wrote in message
news:<20020610173326.01953.00000597 at mb-fx.aol.com>...
> > > >"brianev" brianev at attbi.com wrote:
> > > > I ENJOYED reading your book, and
> > > > AGREED with what you had to say.
> > > > I find it sick to hear what people
> > > > do with their dogs.
> > > Keep in mind that everything he says that
> > > the regular posters of this ng do to their
> > > dogs are lies.
> > > All of it.  Every last bit.
> > All of it?
> > Ear pinching?
> > Shock collars?
> > Spiked chokers?
> > The regulars lie more in their denials than
> > Howe does in his accusing of them.
:
> Uh, Frank?  Who do you see denying anything?
> Its quite interesting that a newbie like yourself
> would see denials when everyone has Jerry
> killfiled and therefore don't even read his posts,
> let alone respond to them.

"Rocky" <2dogs at rocky-dog.com> wrote in message
news:Xns92FEEC097E4AAaustralianshepherdca at 130.133.1.4...

          > Linda wrote in rec.pets.dogs.behavior:

          > > When you compare using sound and
          > > praise to solve a problem with using
          > > shock collars, hanging, and punishment
          > >  how can you criticize the use of sound?

          > There's nothing more to be said, then.
          > You've made up your mind.

          > But you've impressed me by mentioning
          > that you're a professor with 30 years of
          > experience.

          >  So, can you cite some examples of
          > people recommending "shock collars,
          > hanging, and punishment"?

BWWWAWHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

          > --
          > --Matt.  Rocky's a Dog.

You think matty's playin with a full
goddamned deck?

matty's NOT a liar and dog abuser.

Isn't that true, Marilyn?

Of course not, but THIS IS:

"Chin CHUCK absolutely doesn't mean slap,"
 professora gingold.

"Marshall Dermer" <dermer at alpha1.csd.uwm.edu> wrote in message
news:a3h5qn$mra$1 at uwm.edu...

          > >Di,

          > I don't believe you mentioned a particular
          > kind of training. If you are interested in
          > training retrieval behavior than do
          > consider our own Amy Dahl's:

          > The 10-Minute Retriever : How to Make a
          > Well-Mannered,  Obedient and
          > Enthusiastic Gun Dog in 10 Minutes a
          > Day by John I. Dahl, Amy Dahl

You failed to mention your pals the dahls are
proven liars and dog abusers, professor "SCRUFF SHAKE:"

           "I Would Never Advise Anyone To Slap A
           Dog I Do Not Believe There Is A Single
           Circumstance Ever, Where Slapping A
           Dog Is Anything But Destructive,"

LUCKY thing CHIN CHUCK absolutely don't
mean slap the goddamned dog, we'd look like
a conspiracy of LIARS and DOG abusers if
CHIN CHUCK DID mean SLAP the dog.

"I don't see why anyone would want to choke or
beat a dog, or how any trainer could possibly get
a good working dog by making them unhapper,
fearful, cowering, etc." sez amy lying frosty dahl.

DOES THAT SOUND LIKE THE TRUTH?

          > just $17.95 at Amazon.com.

          > (Also, it is best to killfile posts from the
          > few regulars here who are either ill-
          > tempered, ill-mannered, or just plain ill.)
          > --Marshall

Or HOWE about HOWER just plain CRUEL
STUPID and ABUSIVE DOG ABUSERS,
professor SCRUFF SHAKE?

amy lying frosty dahl continues:

           "On the other extreme, the really hard dogs
           we have trained require much more
           frequent and heavy application of pressure
          (PAIN j.h.) to get the job done,

          This is continued resistance to your
          increasing authority, and the job is
          not done until it is  overcome

          Get A 30"- 40" Stick.You can have a helper
          wield the stick, or do it yourself. Tougher,
          less tractable dogs may require you to
          progress to striking them more sharply"

BUT NOBODY DOES THAT HERE...

         "Try pinching the ear between the metal
         casing and the collar,  even the buckle on
         the collar. Persist! Eventually, the dog will
        give in but will squeal, thrash around, and
        direct their efforts to escaping the ear pinch"

OR ATTACKING HIS ABUSER.

           "You can press the dog's ear with a
           shotshell instead of your thumb even
           get a studded collar and pinch the ear
          against that Make the dog's need to stop
          the pinching so urgent that resisting your
          will fades in importance.

           CHUCK IT Under ITS Chin With That Ever
           Ready Right Hand, As it catches on, try
           using the stick and no ear pinch.

          When the dog is digging out to beat the
          stick and seems totally reliable without
          any ear pinch, you are finished

           This is continued resistance to your
           increasing authority, and the job is
           not done until it is overcome"

          If the dog drops it, chuck it solidly
          under the chin, say "No! Hold!"

           (stay on the ear until it does) (perhaps
           because the ear is getting tender, or the
           dog has decided it isn't worth it)" lying
           frosty dahl.

           "Chin cuff absolutely does not mean slap,"
            professora gingold.

From: Marshall Dermer (dermer at alpha1.csd.uwm.edu)
In article <38CC0C43.94E2DDD1 at earthlink.net>
rhurwitz at earthlink.net writes:

          >> -snip headers etc.

          >> Yes. you're right, I really should find
          >> the book.. they don't have these books
          >> in the local pet stores I frequent, where
          >> do you find Koehler?

          > I got a nice large print copy from
          > Amazon.com

          >Richard

            Please try Powell's Books in Portland
            Oregon. Their URL is:

                              http://www.powells.com/

            Unlike Amazon.com, Powell's keeps both
            new and used books on its shelves. You
            can order books via e-email.

                               Koehler Method Of Dog
                               Training
                               by Koehler, W R
                               Published by HOWELL BOOK
                               HOUSE (0876056575,

========================================================

Here's some quotes and some methods right
outta your koehler book professor "SCRUFF
SHAKE and scream "NO!" into its face for 5
seconds:"

"The Koehler Method of Dog Training (1962).  New York:
           Howell Book Book House(p. 52-53)."

           Hanging

"First, the trainer makes certain that the collar
and leash are more than adequate for any jerk
or strain that the dog's most frantic actions could
cause.  Then he starts to work the dog deliberately
and fairly to the point where the dog makes his grab.

Before the teeth have reached their target,
the dog, weight permitting, is jerked from
the ground.

As in coping with some of the afore-mentioned
problems the dog is suspended in mid-air.

           However, to let the biting dog recover
           his footing while he still had the strength
           to renew the attack would be cruelty.

          The only justifiable course is to hold him
          suspended until he has neither the strength
          nor inclination to renew the fight.

          When finally it is obvious that he is
          physically incapable of expressing his
          resentment and is lowered to the ground,
         he will probably stagger loop-legged for a
         few steps, vomit once or twice, and roll
         over on his side.

         The sight of a dog lying, thick-tongued,
         on his side, is not pleasant, but do not
         let it alarm you

           THE REAL "HOOD"

           "If your dog is a real "hood" who would
           regard the foregoing types of protest as
          "kid stuff" and would express his
          resentment of your efforts by biting,
          your problem is difficult -- and pressing.

           "Professional trainers often get these
           extreme problems. Nearly always the
           "protest biter" is the handiwork of a
           person who, by avoiding situations that
           the dog might resent, has nurtured the
           seeds of rebellion and then  cultivated
          the resultant growth with under correction.

           When these people reap their inevitable
           and oftentimes painful harvest, they are
           ready to avail themselves of "the cruel
           trainer" whose advice they may have
           once rejected because it was incompatible
           with the sugary droolings of mealy-
          mouthed columnists, breed-ring biddies,
          and dog psychologists who, by the
          broken skins and broken hearts their
         misinformation causes, can be proven guilty
         of the greatest act of cruelty to animals
         since the dawn of time.

         "With more genuine compassion for the
         biting dog than would ever be demonstrated
         by those who are "too kind" to make a
         correction and certainly with more disregard
         for his safety, the professional trainer
         morally feels obligated to perform a "major
         operation."

          "Since we are presently concerned with
          the dog that bites in resentment of the
          demands of training, we will set our
          example in that situation.  (In a later
          chapter we will deal with the with the
          much easier problem of the dog that
          bites someone other than his master."

Are we havin FUN yet?

Got a lite, professor SCRUFF SHAKE?

The Puppy Wizard. <} : ~  )   >





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