Any microbiology jokes?
kmorris at inseine.ifmt.nf.ca
Tue Jan 16 15:57:35 EST 1996
Dave Carbone <dcarbone at hookup.net> wrote:
> Ah, microbiology jokes; yes, scientists can have humour.
> Actually, Gary Larson (Far Side creator) has done many microbiology
> related jokes, try checking out some of his books in a book store.
> (Can overheads be used?)
> Some that come to mind are:
> the scientists eating their lunch in the laboratory, one is drinking
> something yellow out of a glass, and another one says, "What the,
> This is lemonade! Where's my culture of amoebic dysentery?"
> the scientist looking through his microscope, and being squirted in the
> eye, with the caption "Paramecium humor"
> two bacteria sitting in chairs, with the caption "he told you that?
> Well, he's pulling your flagellum, Nancy"
> And remember, Microbiologist get looped, and go streaking!!!
You forgot the funniest Far Side cartoon WRT microbiology...remember,
it's the one of a guy cramming for his microbiology final exam and
he's reading this tiny textbook....anyway, if you haven't seen it,
it's actually funnier than it sounds :)
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