Some fanatical crackpot lunatic is posting messages
on talk.origins, sci.bio.paleontology and alt.fan.fabius
insisting he has discovered petrified human bones between
anthracite veins in Pennsylvania's 280-million-year-old
I'm sure the men in the white coats will soon drop in and
cart him away _ and his idiotic postings will disappear
from the screen.
It's not even worth wandering over and reading his garbage.