Bad plant puns etc.

David Haas dhaas at CHI1.UNCFSU.EDU
Tue May 7 08:01:51 EST 1996

Yo you all

Cant resist  puns!  (and other nonsense)

What do you say  and  do when you step on fern fronds?    -  So  sori.

The Hatfield and McKoy fern groups started the first sporophyte.

Why shouldn't diatoms throw stones?    - They live in glass houses.  

What is the most popular cheer at Plant U.  -   Phyte! Phyte! Phyte!

What do plants say when they are on a picnic?  -  Anther are all over 
the place!

What does a divorced plant sleep on?    -  A monocot

What is a nastic movement?    I'll let you make up your own here.

enuf  :-)

d haas

Dave Haas                               
Department of Natural Sciences    
Fayetteville State University    
Fayetteville, NC 28303           

"More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One 
path leads to despair and utter hopelessness.  The other, to total 
extinction.  Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly." - 
Allen Konigsberg.

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